Freedom, Draughts, and the Occasional Neighbour With a Chainsaw
There's something wildly appealing about waking up in a different corner of the country, with a kettle on the stove and the sound of birdsong or distant sheep instead of the neighbour's lawnmower. Living full-time in a caravan isn't just for retirees or Instagram dreamers - it's a growing lifestyle choice for people fed up with rent, stuck in the daily grind, or just itching for something more fluid.
But don't be fooled by idyllic photos of sun-drenched coastal pitches. It's not all beach sunsets and bacon sandwiches. It takes planning, compromise, and a solid sense of humour when the water pump dies in the rain. Here's how to actually make it work in the UK - without losing your sanity or your socks.
Things You'll Want to Plan for First
Jumping into caravan life without a bit of prep? Bold. Brave. Slightly bonkers. A few great moves early on make all the difference.
- Pick the right van - Not the cheapest, not the flashiest. One that's warm, functional, and doesn't leak when the sky has a tantrum.
- Sort your site situation - Full-time living means bouncing around isn't always legal or comfy. Research seasonal pitches, CLs, and whether you're allowed to stay long-term.
- Get to grips with utilities - Heating, gas refills, battery charging... these become your life. Learn it all. Ask annoying questions. Buy a decent torch.
- Get address admin sorted - Bank accounts, post, GP registration. It's not glamorous, but it saves you hassle later.
Things to Avoid (Or You'll Learn the Hard Way)
Living small doesn't mean living stressed. Dodge these and you'll thank yourself come storm season.
- Cheap second-hand gear that breaks at the first frost - especially heaters or fridges.
- Thinking you can wing it year-round without insulation - British winters don't play nice.
- Letting clutter build up - You'll notice every rogue shoe, tin opener, and mysteriously long charging cable.
- Overplanning every single movement - Some of the magic is in drifting. But keep it semi-legal, eh?
Day-to-Day Caravan Living - The Good Stuff
You'll find your rhythm. It's not all tidy surfaces and perfect views, but there's something deeply satisfying about cooking a meal with a view of the hills, and then tucking into it in your dressing gown at 5pm because you can.
- Find your "comfort routine" - a hot water bottle, podcasts, or that one saucepan that does everything.
- Connect with other full-timers - online groups, site neighbours, or chance chats by the Elsan point.
- Plan mini adventures - even a stroll to the nearest village feels more exciting when it's all new.
Quick Word on Insurance
If you're living in your caravan, regular cover might not cut it. Look into full-timer or residential caravan insurance. You'll want protection for contents, third-party claims, and any site mishaps. It's a dull detail - but when the wind gets cheeky and rips off your awning, you'll be glad you sorted it.
Should You Go for It?
If you're dreaming of downsizing life, living slower, and waking up somewhere different every few weeks - why not? Full-time caravan living in the UK is possible, rewarding, and occasionally ridiculous. It's not always tidy or quiet, but it might be the most honest lifestyle you've ever known.
Just remember: pack tea bags, fix that leaking skylight, and always - always - park facing away from the wind if you value sleep.